In 2 days, I will leave the comfort of my crimson tower by the freeway to set out into the strange and foreign landscape of the West. I will venture far to abduct then subdue the legendary @cutlex so that I am not charging alone into this foolish battle.
Bring your Null Rods motherfuckers.
I will burn every library, all this imposter knowledge of the way things are, and only when there is nothing but ash and the blood of Emrakul dripping from the sun will I claim my trophy.
You better stop me.
Or bow to the might of 2 Card Monte.