Genuinely Hilarious Things Magic Streamers Have Said

A thread to record the collected wisdom of Vintage streamers. (Bonus points if it could actually function as an adage on a fortune cookie... or if you're an original, card carrying member of the Rich Shay fan club.)

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"If you find yourself at a point in your life where you're not sure if something is a Farmer or a Sheet of Ice, I suggest you put it in a beverage. If it screams, it was probably a farmer."

  • Rich Shay

"Sometimes you get beaten up by Thalia and her friend the flying horse, but sometimes you set them adrift! Viking funeral style!"

  • Rich Shay
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"rich shay is a robot programmed to get every blue draw spell ever printed restricted."

travis laplante - just now

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