First, we played Dark Depths with Vampire Hexmage. But that was not good enough. So we started playing it with Thespian's Stage, and that was not good enough either. So we decided to make it cost a little more and have less stability and play it with Solemnity, and no matter how bad that was we could at least talk about if not terribly execute the plan with Mirage Mirror.
But none of this was enough.
So now, we are going to play our own, hate card, play dark depths, and destroy our hate card to get MARIT LAGE!
You people sure like to work hard at things.
Before anyone figures it out, I am going to let you in on the next piece of brilliant and unexplored bit of Dark Depths Technology.
For 30 mana spread out over however many turns you can manage to live, you can summon MARIT LAGE with only one card!
But how you ask?
The options are limitless.
Modern uses some combo from Hour of Devastation and Devoted Druid to create infinite mana. Why not make just 30 and summon MARIT LAGE?
You could Animate a Worldgorger Dragon. I have killed people with Caller of the Claw and 20,666 bears, why not Marit Lage?
You could cast power artifact on your basalt monolith and pretend you are playing oldschool, making MARIT LAGE the newest pair of shoes on the power line.
If you gain enough life, its reasonable to cast channel and summon Marit Lage in exchange for 30 life.
Only you can prevent forest fires. Dont get caught up trying to summon Marit Lage to do so.